This is one of my favorite porn reviews I’ve ever read, not just because it’s about me at all, but because it’s so personal! I like the line about how bringing out the sex toys before watching porn is like making popcorn for some non-porn movie.

Anyways, read on:

I’ve been waiting for Roulette to come out for a while. It’s been a busy week and every day I’ve looked at it on my dining room table and said, “tomorrow, I’m watching this tomorrow.” It’s easy to put off the fun stuff because I always feel guilty prioritizing watching videos over calling vendors, or coming up with new marketing strategy, or, or, or whatever. Sometimes working at a sex store can be really not sexy. So this morning I decided I was going to ignore the 19 new emails since I checked at 11 last night and watch Roulette. Because I deserve it. I settled down to watch it after assembling a few toys (Delight, Medium Realistic) Getting toys together before porn is kind of like popping popcorn before watching any other kind of movie.

Read the whole review at the Smitten Kitten Blog.